Religious Omen or Too Much Fiber?
Did you ever read (or see the movie adaptation of) Running With Scissors? It's about a boy who gets dumped with his crazy shrink by his even crazier mother. How does it relate to my poop? Well, there's a scene in there where the shrink calls everyone into the bathroom to look at his fresh squeezed bowel movement. He proclaims it is a communication from God, because it points upwards, out of the water toward the heavens. So if you haven't picked up on it yet, that's exactly what my shit looked like Saturday morning. I hope it's a sign of good things to come, but I've never really tried interpreting my feces in ways that weren't medical.