My love of poop humor is rivaled only by my love of puns. The more I can make the two combine, the better my blogging experience.
2. Reduce my daily average of bowel movements from 4-5 to 1-2
2a. Stop drinking coffee
3. Be less lazy.
I spend all day at a computer, then go home, slump on the couch with my laptop and watch tv. My primary source of exercise is walking to-and-from the subway.
Well, that's not many resopoohtions, but it's a good start. Especially for someone who share's Calvin's views on self-improvement. What about you, readers? Any resopoohtions of note for 2012?
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