Once upon a time, as a freshman in college, a good friend confided in me that his poop was suddenly coming out neon green. I considered myself to be quite the poop expert at that time, but even I was baffled by what could cause such a thing. Turns out the culprit was black licorice, and that, my friends, is why I feel it is so important to spread the news in time for Easter. If you're a freak like me and like to hoard all of the black jellybeans for yourself, you may have already experienced a bright green surprise and this isn't news to you. But for those of you were previously unaware, consider yourselves schooled! You're welcome.
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