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Green Poop Awareness

Once upon a time, as a freshman in college, a good friend confided in me that his poop was suddenly coming out neon green.  I considered myself to be quite the poop expert at that time, but even I was baffled by what could cause such a thing.  Turns out the culprit was black licorice, and that, my friends, is why I feel it is so important to spread the news in time for Easter.  If you're a freak like me and like to hoard all of the black jellybeans for yourself, you may have already experienced a bright green surprise and this isn't news to you.  But for those of you were previously unaware, consider yourselves schooled!  You're welcome.

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