...I hope it will be in the port-o-potty sponsored by yours truly! That's right, this Sunday, March 18th the annual GAYBIGAYGAY event will be held in Austin, Texas and one of the big pink pots will be adorned with brown ribbons and tips for pooping your pants courtesy of moi.
I have yet to have the pleasure of attending, but GAYBIGAYGAY a big, queer-friendly outdoor party organized by one of my buddies from college who I guarantee knows how to show you a good time. There will be food and music, and there will even be shuttles to get you to and from the location. Check out their Facebook event page and website for more info, and take lots of photos for me if you go!