Poooooot

I farted myself awake this morning, and my stomach was killing me. I sat up and belched several times, and took a nice big poop after finishing a small cup of coffee. I think the stomach ache is due to sleeping on an unfamiliar mattress- my body is resting differently and so are my organs. My brother said he also woke up feeling sore and tight in strange places. I picked at some random stuff throughout the day- a few pieces of turkey, some chocolate, two apple cider donuts a free scoop of Ben and Jerry's cakebatter ice cream, and several cubes of free Cabot cheese samples (I took J on the tourist's round of Stowe today). It looks like steak for dinner, not sure what else yet, but my gut hasn't bothered me since this morning's fartfest.